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Lauren Henschen
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Full Name: Sarah Lauren Henschen

Nickname: Lauren, Lolo, Lo, L-Train, Lobo

Birthday: 11-30-82

Place of Birth: Mesa, Arizona

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius

College Major and University Attended: Theatre with a concentration in Acting, ASU

Current Job: Marketing Director

Are you right- or left-handed? Mostly right

What is your athletic history? Softball, soccer, basketball, golf, volleyball and racquetball since birth.


What was your high school mascot? Aztecs

What is your most treasured possession? My laptop

Favorite food: Lasagna, a time-honored fave

How do you spend a typical Saturday night? Lovin' life, sometimes playing music at some dive bar that just got sold and is going to be torn down

What's one of your worst habits? Sarcasm

What do you believe to be the most endearing thing about yourself? The way I am when I'm by myself.

If you were to choose a new name for yourself, what would it be? June, or Chauncey

Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at: Good- Remembering things, listening with an open mind, and computers. Bad- Sewing, throwing things away, moving out of Arizona

What was your favorite song (so far) that you've come up to bat to? "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston

What do you have in your pockets? Miracles

What was the last good movie you saw? Juno

What CD are you "all about" right now? Sam Cooke's "Live at the Harlem Square Club, 1963"

Are you bringing sexy back? It's like the tide. It comes and it goes. But it will always be back.

Have you ever met anybody famous? I have autographs from Elizabeth Taylor, Angela Lansbury and Betty White (to whom I wrote letters), but aside from local political figures and news anchors, I have only met Ben Vereen, with whom I performed at the Orpheum Theatre.

What's your favorite game at Peter Piper Pizza? The basketball game. No others give me the opportunity to sweat off the pizza and beer I'm simultaneously consuming.

What's your drink of choice at Casey's? Black Velvet (Guinness and Ace)

You are given the opportunity to be any age you want to be for the rest of your life without aging. What age do you choose and why? I'm really living it up right now, but I have a feeling it'll be awesome when I'm like 45 and finally not getting carded because I'll look like I'm 21.

Can you deal with reptiles? Hell no. I'm a mammalist.

What about spiders? Not a fan.

What about communicable disease? So susceptible.

Unicorn vs. Pegasus, who will win? Pegasus!!!! (flails arms)



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Favorite book: 1984 by George Orwell, The Idiot by Dostoyevsky

Favorite movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan, Eternal Sunshine On The Spotless Mind

Favorite band: Rilo Kiley, E.L.O., Queen

Favorite breakfast cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Favorite smell: Clean laundry

Favorite sound: Rain hitting the roof

Favorite place: San Francisco

Favorite color: Grey

Favorite time of year: Fall (specifically October and November)

Favorite time of day: When I wake up (so about 1pm)

Personal heroes: Kurt Vonnegut, Fred "Mister" Rogers, Stephen Colbert

Personal anthem: "It's Such A Good Feeling" by Mister Fred Rogers

If you could have a super ability what would it be? The ability to understand and communicate in every language

A genie grants you three wishes, what are they?
1. Unlimited health for me and everyone I know
2. Financial security
3. A pony...NO! A unicorn!!!

If you could be the lead singer of any band, what band would it be? Aerosmith. There's longevity there!

Which Hollywood actress/actor would you like to have dinner with? Natalie Portman, Catherine Keener, Stephen Colbert

Do you play a musical instrument? Guitar, bass, keyboard, violin

Do you usually tip the waitress at Sonic? Um...no

Have you had any major physical injuries? I've had a startling number of head injuries/traumas, but other than that, just a sprained ankle

If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into? A refrigerator

What do you want to be when you grow up? I used to want to be a pumpkin, but now I've upped the stakes... I want to be the most influential person in American history.

What are your hobbies: Writing (novels, plays, music), organizing fun-time activities, and playing music with my band Jumbo Jr.

Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost? Of the Patrick Swayze variety...

What attributes would you say define beauty? I've always said that if a woman looked good with a shaved head and absolutely no makeup on, that was a test of true beauty.

You need a heart transplant and you have to get it from an animal whose 'spirit' will then influence your personality. Which animal's heart do you choose? A river otter. Those things are cuuuuuuute!

A nurse shark fights a jaguar, who will win? The shark because sharks are heartless beasts with no mercy.

You've heard of those who cook/eat the turducken (a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey), what's the most bizarre, three-animals-stuffed-inside-each-other dish you can come up with? A Kodotee (a komodo dragon shoved inside a dodo bird, shoved inside a manatee).

Pigeon: friend or foe? Foe, fo sho!

What position(s) do you usually play? Left field or 2nd base

What is your favorite Band-Aid Softball memory? Probably last year's Peter Piper Pizza party when my brotard won like 500 tickets by aiming a token into a toy dump-truck...and then Charcho took the stream of tickets pouring out of the machine, ran across the restaurant to see how far they would stretch, and dozens of children stared in disbelief.

Where do you work? Sparkle Brothers Pool Supply and Marketing Edge Southwest

Do you want kids? Why or why not? I like kids, so probably. If I did, I'd have several and make them have races against each other to see who would win my love.

What high school did you graduate from? Corona del Sol

How old were you when you first spoke and what was your first word? I dunno, pretty young. My first word was "duck."

Is your family from Arizona? Not originally. Dad's from Michigan, mom's from Illinois.

Do you have any pets? I have a beagle named Lily. She is the dickens.

What was your first car? A '92 Ford Taurus named Jedediah. He gave me nothing bu trouble, but I use to put a big red bow on his grill and pretend he was a show horse.

What is your favorite snack? Brie and crackers if we're going classy. Otherwise, I'll eat whatever is free.

If you could describe yourself as a type of candy, what would it be? Turkish Delight.

What is your favorite safari animal? There's so many great ones, it's hard to choose. I'm going to go with elephant, or maybe a straight up lion. Though I do enjoy a giraffe.

What's the most embarrassing movie you own? Red Dawn, Mannequin, or season one of the TV series Everwood.

What type of shampoo is in your shower? Sleek Looks by Matrix.

Bar soap or body wash? Body wash...or bar soap...I guess I don't really care as long as I get clean.

What are your pet peeves? People who don't respect my requests or my time. Also: talking during movies, arrogance without merit, and Arizona drivers.

Favorite James Bond movie? Moonraker, Live and Let Die, and For Your Eyes Only

What's your favorite fast food restaurant? And what do you order there? McDonalds, though I eat there only on the very infrequent occassion that I have lost all my senses. I get the two cheeseburgers meal. I'm a simple girl.

You want to start using birth control, should you tell your parents? I don't think you need to tell them if you're over 18...but I don't think anyone should be allowed to consumate until they're like 26 anyway.

You find $5 on the street. Do you turn it in? Yes. In fact, I have...and no one claimed it, so I got it back. Huzzah, nobility AND profitability.

You develop the ability to fly, what's the first thing you do? Go to the beach.

Someone else's baby and your own pet dog are hanging off the edge of a cliff. Which do you save? (You can only save one, be REAL!) I would probably save the dog...because if the baby is hanging off the edge of a cliff, the parents are probably really negligent and will raise the child horribly...my dog on the other hand (well, if I found my dog to be a little less annoying) probably has some really redeaming qualities...like fur.

What are you most proud of? RUSH: The Musical

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