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Koryn
Woodward

Wasson


Full Name: Koryn Rae Woodward Wasson

Nickname: Don’t really have one

Date of Birth: August 20, 1983 (11:22 am) (6lbs. 13 3⁄4 ounces)

Place of Birth: St. Joseph’s Hospital in Phoenix, Arizona

Astrological Sign: L – f***ing – E – O

College Major or Area of Study (if applicable): That would be Art Education


Favorite book: Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins

Favorite movie: Dead Poets Society

Favorite band: it just became THE RED ELVISES (We’re thinking about asking them to play the wedding)

Favorite breakfast cereal: Hot oatmeal (or cream of wheat as long as you’ve got the brown sugar)

Favorite smell: A sneeze (it’s just weird that they have a smell)

Favorite sound: Laughter

Favorite place: So far it’s Cuernavaca, Mexico en Morelos

Favorite color: GREEN, green, green

Favorite time of year: August 20th (and the week leading up to it, and the one that follows)

Favorite time of day: Evening

Personal heroes: My parents, Frieda Kahlo, Tom Robbins, and now Christopher Moore

Personal anthem: “Fat Bottomed Girls” by the lovely and talented QUEEN

If you could have a super ability what would it be? To remember everything I’ve ever learned, done, and all the names of every one I’ve ever met – SUPER MEMORY

A genie grants you three wishes, what are they?
1. A cure for the AIDS. (it’s a killer)
2. To know how and when I will die.
3. All of my travel and my travel partner(s)’s travel to be paid for, for the rest of my life. (planes, trains, and automobiles)

If you could be the lead singer of any band, what band would it be? LYNYRD SKYNYRD

Which Hollywood actress/actor would you like to have dinner with? Jon Stewart

Do you play a musical instrument? At one time I was capable of playing the piano.

Do you usually tip the waitress at Sonic? NO.

Have you had any major physical injuries? An iguana once scratched my eye ball.

If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into? A plane. (but without the snakes)

What do you want to be when you grow up? A good friend, wife, and mother

What are your hobbies: the drawing, making things out of felt, and movies!!! Especially the kind where you need to go to the theater to watch them.

Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost? Yes.

What attributes would you say define beauty? This is a case by case sort of thing, but mostly I tend to think people who are kind and read books tend to be beautiful.

You need a heart transplant and you have to get it from an animal whose 'spirit' will then influence your personality. Which animal's heart do you choose?
Kangaroo (tail and a pouch, I may not have them in real life – but I believe their essence would definitely influence my personality.

A nurse shark fights a jaguar, who will win? Nurse shark, jaguars are not very tough under water

You've heard of those who cook/eat the turducken (a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey), what's the most bizarre, three-animals-stuffed-inside-each-other dish you can come up with?
A squid stuffed inside of an octopus, stuffed inside of a pig. It would be called a squoctopig, and it would be fried and most likely delicious.

Pigeon: friend or foe? In Spain, pigeon is friend. In America, I could do without them. (Except for the white kind – those are pretty cool.)

What position(s) do you usually play? Catcher and Right field, it depends on who is there to rotate with.

What is your favorite Band-Aid Softball memory? My favorite Band-Aid moment is when Steve fell into the television at Charcho’s house. My favorite Band-Aid Softball memory, though, was winning the game that I let 14 people walk in one inning – so that we could play in the post season and Bob could get a chance to see us.

Where do you work? (please read in a throaty North Snottsdale voice – think white and new money). Notre Dame Preparatory, a Catholic High School

Do you want kids? Why or why not? Hell yeah I want kids!! Have you seen Roy?! We have a duty to pass on our beauty and unbelievable dance skills.

What high school did you graduate from? Corona del Sol

How old were you when you first spoke and what was your first word? It was shortly before I turned 1(one) and I said “kitty”. I’m a cat girl.

Is your family from Arizona? You betcha!! Mom and Dad both grew up in Phoenix – Mom graduated from West and Dad graduated from North.

Do you have any pets? Officially, No. Unofficially we take care of a stray cat, Socks, and her 13 clients that also live on or near our property. Roommate Jackie has a cat named Percy Bo Donovan, Roy has Casserole (who is amazing) – Mom and dad still have the 16-year-old kitty, Rusty and two dogs, Hannah and Maxam (“max”).

What was your first car? Ahhh, the Toyota Sienna, was the first car I shared with my mom, but the ’89 Chevy Blazer was the first real deal.

What is your favorite snack? Havarti on toasted sourdough (with butter)

If you could describe yourself as a type of candy, what would it be? Pop Rocks

What is your favorite safari animal? Lion

What's the most embarrassing movie you own? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (only an embarrassing movie, because it has nothing to do with the book – which I adore – and yet I watch it at least once a month).

What type of shampoo is in your shower? Dove, Victoria Secret, and Redkin.

Bar soap or body wash? Both, just depends on the day.

What are your pet peeves? Krazy Kar Sounds, Kids Korner, Kountry Kitchen, oh yes – and I really don’t like when people bite, and or make clicky sounds with their finger nails.

Favorite James Bond movie? I don’t really have one, but I loved the Casino Royale, and any of the ones with Pierce Brosnan really sucked ass.

What's your favorite fast food restaurant? And what do you order there? Wendy’s, a #6 with no mayo, and a Root Beer.

You want to start using birth control, should you tell your parents? They told me I should start. (The answer is always yes to this one, your parents have a right to know that you’re having sex and that you’re not being a complete and total idiot about it.)

You find $5 on the street. Do you turn it in? Turn it in? To what? A Venti Non-Fat Peppermint Mocha? A pack of Turkish Silvers? Yes, you turn it in.

You develop the ability to fly, what's the first thing you do? Make myself a really bitchin’ costume, then fly to Germany to see my sister.

Someone else's baby and your own pet dog are hanging off the edge of a cliff. Which do you save? (You can only save one, be REAL!) The baby. This question is really fucking stupid.

What are you most proud of? Besides being a Band-Aid, I am most proud of my parents (and not being seen as a failure by them). They truly are the most wonderful people.

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