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| Jeremy |
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| Favorite movie: Snatch Favorite band: The CLASH Favorite breakfast cereal: LIFE, grapenuts.. haven’t had either in 10 years Favorite smell: Females Favorite sound: My kids laughing.. football pads crashing Favorite place: Mexico, at the beach, eating street tacos Favorite color: Orange and raw metal Favorite time of year: October into Winter.. whatever that season is Favorite time of day: After 9pm Personal heroes: my Dad, family and kids Personal anthem: Hmmm… renegades of funk. Rage against the machine If you could have a super ability what would it be? Have the energy to put 36 hours of shyte into one day and do all I needed.. and eat 17.5lbs of food a day without lookin like an oompa loompa A genie grants you three wishes, what are they? 1. 100 million dollars, but still stay white trash 2. Kids never get hurt beyond what will teach them life 3. Be a great dad, friend and companion If you could be the lead singer of any band, what band would it be? Blink 182 Which Hollywood actress/actor would you like to have dinner with? Maria Bello Do you play a musical instrument? Bass geetard, harmonica, trumpet, percussion Do you usually tip the waitress at Sonic? Never been Have you had any major physical injuries? 6 broken bones, 2 metal plates, 52 stitches/staples, 35mph into brick wall, 45mph into side of a Fiero, broken heart (damn you women) If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into? Swiss army knife or leatherman, fix what ails ya What do you want to be when you grow up? Pro football player who plays concerts on the weekends What are your hobbies: Skateboards, printing, weak graphic arts Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost? Yes What attributes would you say define beauty? Self worth, selflessness, empathy, optimism You need a heart transplant and you have to get it from an animal whose 'spirit' will then influence your personality. Which animal's heart do you choose? Bull Terrier dog A nurse shark fights a jaguar, who will win? Never heard of a nurse shark, so will go with an 80’s Jaguar V12 You've heard of those who cook/eat the turducken (a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey), what's the most bizarre, three-animals-stuffed-inside-each-other dish you can come up with? Back to my fav place to eat, “Mexico”…. a cat stuffed into a dog stuffed into a horse Pigeon: friend or foe? Friend… you kno you bobbin back and forth thinking about them struttin their stuff What position(s) do you usually play? Left center, I’m being held down by the “MAN” What is your favorite Band-Aid Softball memory? TOO MANY.. Probably Jesse and John’s homeruns, and not to be selfish, but when I struck out swinging and I fell in the dirt on me arse. Where do you work? Cactus drywall inc. Do you want kids? NO MAS! Why or why not? Cuz I gots 3 that kick ass and are almost to the age to do all the chores and baby-sit themselves What high school did you graduate from? Suppose to be Westwood, but it was summer school at Mtn View (1947) How old were you when you first spoke and what was your first word? 5yrs old at the mall, “now that boobie was made for milkin” Is your family from Arizona? California Do you have any pets? Jus my furry body What was your first car? 1960 ford falcon.. cut the top off, so it was also my first convertible What is your favorite snack? Salami cheese and crackers (with booze) If you could describe yourself as a type of candy, what would it be? Candy cane What is your favorite safari animal? That bummed monkey sitting with his hand stuck in the termite hole, holding the termites in his fist now too big to come back through What's the most embarrassing movie you own? “Intimate Obsession”.. not because it looks like porn, but that it tries to be porn and it sucks What type of shampoo is in your shower? Pantene? Anti fungal cream? Bar soap or body wash? Bar soap for the first round wash of the “dark regions”, then body wash for the entire hose down What are your pet peeves? All bandaid functions that fall on times I have udder commitments.. People that are funny but stare at you to get your approving laugh.. Favorite James Bond movie? Octopussy? Dat the one with Grace Jones??… What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Filiberto’s.. And what do you order there? SUPER NACHOS You want to start using birth control, should you tell your parents? If in a perfect world they could accept that it was for everyone’s good.. Actually parents should be the ones to put them on it.. You find $5 on the street. Do you turn it in? I return any money I find/ wrong change.. but if I ever find money in the thousands mutha f*r it’s MINE!! Bring it on karma You develop the ability to fly, what's the first thing you do? I have absolutely nuttin to say on this Someone else's baby and your own pet dog are hanging off the edge of a cliff. Which do you save? (You can only save one, be REAL!) Baby of courses… wait, is the pet a “Penthouse PET”, or a “Chia pet” that actually worked??? What are you most proud of? Oof… my kids |
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