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| Guillermo |
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| Favorite food: Mexican How do you spend a typical Saturday night? Reading. What's one of your worst habits? Not taking surveys very seriously. What do you believe to be the most endearing thing about yourself? I am stupidly ticklish in the leg area. If you were to choose a new name for yourself, what would it be? Sombre Von Brooder Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at: Good: Offering constructive criticism, fighting zombies, and eating. Bad: Mathematics, obeying rules that aren't clearly for my safety, and not being afraid of zombies. What was your favorite song (so far) that you've come up to bat to? The Final Countdown What do you have in your pockets? Nothing. What was the last good movie you saw? Meet The Spartans. Last time I let my teenage cousins pick the movie ever. What CD are you "all about" right now? Sarah McLachlan? Are you bringing sexy back? Only if the money's right. Have you ever met anybody famous? Ray Bradbury. Rock. Star. What's your favorite game at Peter Piper Pizza? Gauntlet Legends What's your drink of choice at Casey's? I like beer. You are given the opportunity to be any age you want to be for the rest of your life without aging. What age do you choose and why? I want to be a baby every morning and progress throughout the day accordingly, like that Sphinx riddle. Can you deal with reptiles? Was my job once. I respect them. Some are smart. Raptor smart. What about spiders? Not as smart as reptiles, but they can be pretty chill. What about communicable disease? I have a powerful immune system. Unicorn vs. Pegasus, who will win? Unicorns are a joke; they just prance around. The Pegasus burst forth from the severed neck of Medusa. Now that's some serious mythological street cred. ---OLD QUESTIONS--- Favorite book: To Kill A Mockingbird Favorite movie: Edward Scissorhands Favorite band: Sarah Mclachlan Favorite breakfast cereal: Steak'ums. Favorite smell: Freedom Favorite sound: Laughter, even ridiculous annoying kinds. Favorite place: Home base. Favorite color: Dark grey, almost charcoal. With a yellow racing stripe. Favorite time of year: Whenever it's warm. Favorite time of day: The Witching Hour (Roald Dahl style.) Personal heroes: Jon Stewart. Personal anthem: Take On Me by A-ha. If you could have a super ability what would it be? Deadly wit. A genie grants you three wishes, what are they? 1. Avocado and tomato sandwich. 2. God to throw me a party. 3. Remove my deadly wit so I stop accidentally killing people. If you could be the lead singer of any band, what band would it be? Any celebrity fundraising musical ensemble. Which Hollywood actress/actor would you like to have dinner with? Portman. Natalie Portman. Do you play a musical instrument? I can make familiar but painful noise on a violin and a harmonica. Do you usually tip the waitress at Sonic? If I pay in cash, yeah. And I believe the correct term is "car hop". Have you had any major physical injuries? Busted me noggin open when I was a lad. Broke a toe. Nothing that kept me off my feet. If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into? I would constantly be transforming but never turn into anything (so a lot of wah-weh-woh sound and fury signifying nothing.) What do you want to be when you grow up? Happy together. What are your hobbies: Softball, reading, wacky animal biology, writing, running, biking, mischief-making. Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost? That's my excuse whenever I wet my pants. What attributes would you say define beauty? I'm gonna have to go with the butt. You need a heart transplant and you have to get it from an animal whose 'spirit' will then influence your personality. Which animal's heart do you choose? Sonic the Hedgehog's. A nurse shark fights a jaguar, who will win? In deep or shallow water, a nurse shark. On terra firma, the nurse shark's cartilaginous skeleton would snap under its own weight. You've heard of those who cook/eat the turducken (a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey), what's the most bizarre, three-animals-stuffed-inside-each-other dish you can come up with? Nurse-shark-Jaguar-Sonic The Hedgehog. Pigeon: friend or foe? Filthy sky vermin. Their day of reckoning will come, unless they all learn to to perform in magic shows like the rest of the doves. What position(s) do you usually play? Left of center. What is your favorite Band-Aid Softball memory? The time when our game was early enough for me to go out to Casey's AND have more than one drink. Supporting our sponsors has always been a passion of mine. Where do you work? I was just "fired" from my job for not "showing up" a week ago and I have been having the time of my life. I'm helping my sister take care of her twin baby hellions in the mornings and building sets for a local theatre company late into the evening. I'm the busiest unemployed person I know. Do you want kids? Why or why not? After taking care of twins, I've decided that one baby at a time would be pretty awesome. Plus I now have an excuse to eat baby food again. What high school did you graduate from? I am from Mountain Pointe. Class of 2000. Look ye mighty, upon the future, and tremble. How old were you when you first spoke and what was your first word? I spoke my first word about 8 months ago. It was "grackle" which I believe is some kind of bird. Is your family from Arizona? Who do you work for? Nope, parents hail from Mexico. Do you have any pets? Some ferrets, rats, hissing roaches, and I'm confident there is a leopard gecko somewhere in the house. What was your first car? Lamborghini Diablo. I loved that Micro Machine. What is your favorite snack? Frozen key-lime pie on a stick. If you could describe yourself as a type of candy, what would it be? A Cadbury Creme Egg: kinda of an odd idea that some people really like but is nowhere to be found most of the year. What is your favorite safari animal? Hyenae! (That's the plural form of hyena. I know, I'm an avid student of zoological grammar.) What's the most embarrassing movie you own? Wing Commander starring Freddie Prince Jr. and Matthew Lillard. It's on VHS and I am not embarrassed about owning it. What type of shampoo is in your shower? I shave my head, but my mother did give me a massive bottle of Pantene Pro-V that I use in the tub as a floaty. Bar soap or body wash? Bar soap applied to a sea sponge ripped from the deepest depths of the darkest oceans. What are your pet peeves? The ferrets are pretty annoying; they'll tip over any cup or trashcan in the area. The hissing roaches almost never hiss anymore because they're too used to being handled. The rats sometimes pee a little bit when they climb on me. It's supposed to be a sign of affection but it's still annoying. The leopard gecko bit me once but I deserved it. Favorite James Bond movie? The newest one, Casino Royale. It's the only Bond film that held my attention the entire time. What's your favorite fast food restaurant? And what do you order there? Salazar Bros. It's about as good as it gets for Mexican fast food. I like the carne asada chimichanga. You want to start using birth control, should you tell your parents? Of course I would. I would bring up the subject by saying "Mom, Dad, you know how you're always saying you don't want me to make the same mistakes you did?" You find $5 on the street. Do you turn it in? Turn it into tokens and play Gauntlet Legends at Peter Piper Pizza. I gotta get them Rune Stones. You develop the ability to fly, what's the first thing you do? Poop on a bird. Someone else's baby and your own pet dog are hanging off the edge of a cliff. Which do you save? (You can only save one, be REAL!) I'd save the baby and then fly down and catch the dog in the nick of time. I can still fly, right? What are you most proud of? My level 14 warrior in Gauntlet Legends. |
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