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Full Name: Ralphy Bean Schmitz

Nickname: FRESH

Age: 6

Date of Birth: April 18, 2001

Place of Birth: in a barn just outside of Columbus, Ohio

Astrological Sign: Aries

Favorite book: Embarassingly, I don't know how to read, so anything with pictures

Favorite movie: Milo and Otis

Favorite band: Snoop Dogg


Favorite breakfast cereal: My breakfast and dinner are pretty much always the same, but I do prefer lamb & rice formula

Favorite smell: GARBAGE

Favorite sound: Opening of a treat bag, doorbell or knock

Favorite place: The dog park in Rocky River, Ohio

Favorite color: Maroon

Favorite time of year: Spring- best for the park!

Favorite time of day: When my mom gets home from work

Personal heroes: That bulldog that's on greeting cards and calendars dressed up as a bee. What a cake job, and that guy's got it made! That would be awesome.

Personal anthem: Bob Seger's "Night Moves"

If you could have a super ability what would it be? Use of my paws as hands

A genie grants you three wishes, what are they?
1. Steak for dinner every night
2. Chocolate (that won't make me really really sick)
3. Lifetime supply of bones/chews

If you could be the lead singer of any band, what band would it be? I've always wanted to sing Feliz Navidad, does that count?

Which Hollywood actress/actor would you like to have dinner with? Holly from "Girls Next Door"

Do you play a musical instrument? No, but my snoring sounds like a symphony

Do you usually tip the waitress at Sonic? If I got to eat at Sonic, I would tip her my right paw

Have you had any major physical injuries? I had surgery to have a tumor removed when I was 5

If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into? A garbage truck

What do you want to be when you grow up? A chef

What are your hobbies? Eating, itching, sniffing, peeing on things, licking my paws, chewing

Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost? No

What attributes would you say define beauty? Soft shiny fur, doggy smell, muscular physique

You need a heart transplant and you have to get it from an animal whose 'spirit' will then influence your personality. Which animal's heart do you choose? A human!

A nurse shark fights a jaguar, who will win? The jag.. mammals rule

You've heard of those who cook/eat the turducken (a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey), what's the most bizarre, three-animals-stuffed-inside-each-other dish you can come up with?
OMG! Anything! That sounds heavenly!

Pigeon: friend or foe? Foe- I totally hate birds

What position(s) do you usually play? Mascot

What is your favorite Band-Aid Softball memory? One time, I went to a game and there were some boxers
there, and I got to sniff them.. oh man, it was awesome. And last week my friend Lauren hit a home
run, so that was pretty cool too.

Where do you work? At home. I'm a pet.

Do you want kids? Why or why not? Nope- too late for that!

What high school did you graduate from? N/A

How old were you when you first spoke and what was your first word? I first barked at about 6 months

Is your family from Arizona? No, Ohio

Do you have any pets? Again, I am a pet.

What was your first car? Chevy Corsica

What is your favorite snack? Bacon

If you could describe yourself as a type of candy, what would it be? Sweettart

What is your favorite safari animal? Elephant

What's the most embarrassing movie you own? I don't own any :-(

What type of shampoo is in your shower? OxyMed

Bar soap or body wash? Neither, just the OxyMed.

What are your pet peeves? People who don't give me treats

Favorite James Bond movie? Dr. No

What's your favorite fast food restaurant? And what do you order there? McDonalds. When I'm good at the
vet, my mom gives me some fries.

You want to start using birth control, should you tell your parents? N/A I actually can't reproduce..

You find $5 on the street. Do you turn it in? Hellno!! Wag n Wash here I come

You develop the ability to fly, what's the first thing you do? Reach the garbage can

Someone else's baby and your own pet dog are hanging off the edge of a cliff. Which do you save? (You can only save one, be REAL!) Well if the pet dog is myself...

What are you most proud of? Being my mom's favorite in the world

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