Favorite breakfast cereal: Not often, sometimes cap'n crunch, hippie
cereal
Favorite smell: So many and they're all totally random
Favorite sound: Deep and inspirational horn music
Favorite place: Dunno
Favorite color: Pistachio
Favorite time of year: Probably Fall
Favorite time of day: Probably Dusk
Personal heroes: Your mom!
Personal anthem: La Marseillaise
If you could have a super ability what would it be? Your mom!
A genie grants you three wishes, what are they?
1. See prior question
2. X-RAY vision
3. 3 more wishes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha
If you could be the lead singer of any band, what band would it be?
Starship
Which Hollywood actress/actor would you like to have dinner with? Someone
who I could charm (female)
Do you play a musical instrument? Yes, unfortunately ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Do you usually tip the waitress at Sonic? Yes
Have you had any major physical injuries? Some might say yes, but people
who would treat them as so would be "pussies"
If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into? Hamburger
What do you want to be when you grow up? A hamburger
What are your hobbies? (edited for content)
Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost? I can't answer this question
without offending (it involves the dead)
What attributes would you say define beauty? Eyes, (edited for content)
You need a heart transplant and you have to get it from an animal whose
'spirit' will then influence your personality. Which animal's heart
do you choose? Your mom!
A nurse shark fights a jaguar, who will win? Your mom!
You've heard of those who cook/eat the turducken (a chicken stuffed
inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey), what's the most bizarre,
three-animals-stuffed-inside-each-other dish you can come up with? Lily
(my sister's beagle), stuffed inside my sister, then stuffed inside
of a nurse shark.
Pigeon: friend or foe? Adorable little sh**s! Never fail to get me laughing!
What position(s) do you usually play? Wherever Lauren wants me (I like
the power duo in left field).
What is your favorite Band-Aid Softball memory? Very personal!
Where do you work? Assorted
Do you want kids? Why or why not? Yes, chicklet sales
What high school did you graduate from? Seton
How old were you when you first spoke and what was your first word?
One-ish, Bird
Is your family from Arizona? Not by origin, see, a long time ago it
was only the Hohokam out here.
Do you have any pets? No, but I assist in many pets living
What was your first car? 1982 Ford Grenada
What is your favorite snack? Lilylaurnursharken
If you could describe yourself as a type of candy, what would it be?
Big Hunk
What is your favorite safari animal? Your mom!
What's the most embarrassing movie you own? Aunt Peg
What type of shampoo is in your shower? Trader Joes Chamomile stuff
that Joy claims makes my hair smell like vomit.
Bar soap or body wash? Bar
What are your pet peeves? Recently made or expecting mothers are the
most overly entitled shits on the face of the planet (with some exceptions).
Favorite James Bond movie? Dunno
What's your favorite fast food restaurant? And what do you order there?
I don't; not to sound like a snot.
You want to start using birth control, should you tell your parents?
This question would be relevant if I were sub 18 and living with the
p's; but the answer would still be 'no'
You find $5 on the street. Do you turn it in? No I give it to your mom!
You develop the ability to fly, what's the first thing you do? Try to
improve relations with pigeons.
Someone else's baby and your own pet dog are hanging off the edge of
a cliff. Which do you save? (You can only save one, be REAL!) Which
cliff?
What are you most proud of? My future children!
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