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Charles
Pheanis

Asst. Manager


Full Name: Charles David Pheanis

Nickname: Charcho

Birthday: 07/10/83

Place of Birth: Phoenix, Arizona

Astrological Sign: Cancer

College Major and University Attended: Arizona State University

Current Job: Police Officer

Are you right- or left-handed? Right-handed

What is your athletic history? Ice Hockey & Swim Team through high school.

What was your high school mascot? The mighty Aztec.


What is your most treasured possession? Liberty.

Favorite food: Mexican.

How do you spend a typical Saturday night? Pacing myself so I can work the streets the next morning.

What's one of your worst habits? Procrastination.

What do you believe to be the most endearing thing about yourself? Honesty.

If you were to choose a new name for yourself, what would it be? Phoenix.

Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at: The Good: Writing, whistling, problem solving, and skiing. The Bad: Time management, eating health, exercising regularly, and following the parameters of biographical surveys.

What was your favorite song (so far) that you've come up to bat to? "Cult of Personality" -Living Colour

What do you have in your pockets? Floppy disks, a digital camera, flash cards, an A.R.S. criminal code cheat sheet, my personal vehicle keys, my patrol vehicle keys, a tube of Chapstick, 4 pairs of latex gloves, alcohol wipes, Bandaids, my wallet, a digital voice recorder, a spare AAA battery, a spare Taser cartridge, a note pad, 5 pens, and a pencil.

What was the last good movie you saw? 3:10 to Yuma.

What CD are you "all about" right now? Ten -Pearl Jam

Are you bringing sexy back? 10-4

Have you ever met anybody famous? John Glen, the first human to orbit Earth, and an Ohio Congressman.

What's your favorite game at Peter Piper Pizza? The trucker game.

What's your drink of choice at Casey's? Guinness

You are given the opportunity to be any age you want to be for the rest of your life without aging. What age do you choose and why? 23 years old. We had a lot of fun that year.

Can you deal with reptiles? Steve Freakin' Erwin.

What about spiders? As long as they don't sneak up on me.

What about communicable disease? At work I always glove-up, and wash my hands BEFORE I pee.

Unicorn vs. Pegasus, who will win? A unicorn would get totally pwn3d by Pegasus.

Favorite book: The World According to Garp

Favorite movie: "The Last of the Mohicans"

Favorite band: "Collective Soul"

Favorite breakfast cereal: Coco Puffs

Favorite smell: Burning Cork

Favorite sound: Homer Simpson

Favorite place: Casey Moore's

Favorite color: 00CCFF

Favorite time of year: Fall

Favorite time of day: 10:00 PM

Personal heroes: Thomas Jefferson

Personal anthem: "All These Things That I've Done"

If you could have a super ability what would it be? Indestructibility.

A genie grants you three wishes, what are they?
1. Long, healthy lives for my current and future family and friends
2. A beautiful singing voice
3. The freedom of the genie and all others who are enslaved or oppressed.

If you could be the lead singer of any band, what band would it be? "Charles Pheanis and 4 other guys who've slept with your mom"

Which Hollywood actress/actor would you like to have dinner with? Johnny Knoxville

Do you play a musical instrument? No

Do you usually tip the waitress at Sonic? No

Have you had any major physical injuries? No

If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into? A Helicopter

What do you want to be when you grow up? Special Agent, FBI

What are your hobbies: Softball and Reading

Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost? No

What attributes would you say define beauty? The way someone or something makes you feel.

You need a heart transplant and you have to get it from an animal whose 'spirit' will then influence your personality. Which animal's heart do you choose? Border Collie

A nurse shark fights a jaguar, who will win? Nurse Shark

You've heard of those who cook/eat the turducken (a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey), what's the most bizarre, three-animals-stuffed-inside-each-other dish you can come up with?
A giraffe inside an alligator inside a gila monster.

Pigeon: friend or foe? Foe

What position(s) do you usually play? Third base.

What is your favorite Band-Aid Softball memory? Dance/pool party II.

Where do you work? Between Apache Boulevard Broadway Road from Rural Road to the Mesa City Border, Tempe.

Do you want kids? Why or why not? Yes. I believe children are our most valuable resource. If we could just turn them into a low carbon emission fuel.

What high school did you graduate from? Corona del Sol

How old were you when you first spoke and what was your first word? 10. "Finally."

Is your family from Arizona? No. My mom is from Wyoming and my dad is from Ohio.

Do you have any pets? No.

What was your first car? A blue 1992 Chevy Silverado.

What is your favorite snack? Goldfish crackers

If you could describe yourself as a type of candy, what would it be? Charleston Chew.

What is your favorite safari animal? Zebra. I can't believe they evolved black and white stripes.

What's the most embarrassing movie you own? "Save the Last Dance." Tom "Wad" Zarzynski left it at my house when he moved out. It's VHS, and still in the original wrapper.

What type of shampoo is in your shower? Pantine Pro-v.

Bar soap or body wash? Body wash. What is this, the 20th century?

What are your pet peeves? Pretentiousness, hostility, and poor personal hygiene.

Favorite James Bond movie? Casino Royal. Gritty.

You want to start using birth control, should you tell your parents? It depends on your relationship with your parents. It is a personal decision.

You find $5 on the street. Do you turn it in? If there is not an obvious establishment nearby to turn the money into for the "Lost and Found," you can report it to the local police department. They do a public notification on all found property, and any unclaimed money is turned over to the city and property is auctioned off. If you would rather keep the money, you could post the find on Craig's List and see if anyone can identify the money.

You develop the ability to fly, what's the first thing you do? Get a cell phone plan with better roaming.

Someone else's baby and your own pet dog are hanging off the edge of a cliff. Which do you save? (You can only save one, be REAL!) Baby.

What are you most proud of? "To be an American." Although my pride is wearing out. www.ronpaul2008.com.

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